Kodi Proven to Lower Your Sperm Count

Obviously that headline is bunk. Pirate TV may be unlawful but it does not reduce male fertility. And Kodi is free, legal, open-source software designed to play audio-visual content in many media formats, not a widespread threat to human wellbeing. So if I was the XBMC Foundation, the US nonprofit responsible for developing Kodi software, I would be getting very annoyed at irresponsible headlines like this:

KODI BOXES: EXPERTS URGE USERS TO UNPLUG THEIR DEVICES IMMEDIATELY

and the slightly less capital-obsessed but equally misleading:

Kodi Boxes: What are they, and why are they dangerous?

Those were the headlines used recently by The Independent, formerly a respected British newspaper, and now just a skanky website that pays recent school leavers to ‘write’ an equal mix of sensationalist tripe and recycled press releases. And so the good people at XBMC Foundation who freely give us software – legal open source software – find their Kodi brand is being tarnished by an unholy mixture of clickbait chasing adolescent wannabe journos and retired policemen who became paid enforcers for the media industry. This is how they did it:

  • The Federation Against Copyright Theft (FACT) – a UK business run by ex-policemen whose accounts state they are “funded mainly by contributions from film and television companies” – decides to discourage the spread of devices that can run Kodi software by paying another firm to do electrical safety checks on a ‘sample’ of these devices.
  • Electrical Safety First performs the tests on the devices given to it by FACT and discovers – surprise, surprise – every single one failed to meet national electrical safety regulations.
  • FACT’s press release is then fed to the hungry cub reporters at The Independent, who use the non-specific phrase ‘Kodi Box’ to refer to the unnamed but specific sample of devices which were tested.

From an empirical perspective it is nonsense to assert that Kodi boxes in general are dangerous because of the findings of these tests. Any device which can run Kodi software could be referred to as a Kodi box. What is the definition of a Kodi box supposed to be, if not a device which runs Kodi software? So what is the likelihood that every hardware device that could run Kodi software coincidentally happens to be manufactured to such a poor standard that all of their power supplies are dangerous?

To illustrate the point, look at the photograph of the device shown above. It is called the Shield and it is made by video hardware specialists Nvidia. This device is manufactured by a respected business, is perfectly legal, and is undoubtedly safe. It also runs Kodi. If there were any doubt about its ability to run Kodi, just notice the prominent display of the Kodi brand amongst the apps that Nvidia lists as being compatible with their device, or visit the Kodi download page on Nvidia’s site.

So how did this gaggle of badly behaved ‘professionals’ construct their hyperbolic libel of every Kodi box? They did it by blurring line after line after line.

  • Some Kodi boxes are cheap dodgy imports – but not all are.
  • Cheap dodgy imported Kodi boxes may be illegal if illegal software is pre-installed – but Kodi is not illegal and it is only the installation of certain plugins that makes some of these devices illegal.
  • FACT only selected illegal imported devices for testing – without clarifying which devices they chose to sample.
  • FACT knowingly referred to these devices as Kodi boxes in their press release – giving a wink and a nudge to sloppy journalists, encouraging them to repeat the intentionally misleading use of language.
  • Hungry for clicks, the journalists made maximum use of the potential to generate a headline from ‘test’ data they must have known was likely to be skewed, and they did the minimum to resolve the confusion they were creating.

Is it any wonder that young people have such a low opinion of the police, of mainstream media, or of authority in general? So-called professionals like these breed cynicism by trying to make money by whipping up scare stories about public safety. But the strangest thing is that the history of piracy shows aggressive publicity campaigns rarely impress the public, which makes me ask who would be stupid enough to pay for this garbage. But perhaps The Independent and FACT might not like to ponder that question for too long. One stopped being printed because its circulation was plummeting, whilst the other lost most of its big media business sponsors at the end of 2016. So this attempt to link electrical safety to copyright protection looks like a desperate ploy from two businesses struggling to find ways to reverse a permanent decline in the number of customers willing to pay for their services.

You can read the FACT press release about electrical and fire safety here, but you are unlikely to learn anything from it.

Eric Priezkalns
Eric Priezkalns

Eric is a recognized expert on communications risk and assurance. He was Director of Risk Management for Qatar Telecom and has worked with Cable & Wireless, T‑Mobile, Sky, Worldcom and others.

 

Eric was lead author of Revenue Assurance: Expert Opinions for Communications Providers, published by CRC Press. He was a founding member of Qatar’s National Committee for Internet Safety and the first leader of the TM Forum’s Enterprise Risk Management team. Eric currently sits on the committee of the Risk & Assurance Group, and is an editorial advisor to Black Swan. He is a qualified chartered accountant, with degrees in information systems, and in mathematics and philosophy.

 

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