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author: "Eric Priezkalns"
published: "2008-04-26T15:02:09+00:00"
modified: "2015-03-03T18:01:09+00:00"
title: "Comedy Service"
permalink: "https://commsrisk.com/comedy-service/"
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# Comedy Service

Here are a couple of classic comedy quotes. They sum up what customers think phone companies think about customers…

*“Communism is like one big phone company.”*

Lenny Bruce

*“The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.”*

Lily Tomlin