The Lamest Accuracy Project Ever?

Imagine this advertising campaign…

Good news for all PhoneyTel customers!!!!

Previously your bills were only 70% accurate. We’re very sorry about that. We let ourselves down, and we let you down. Presenting mistakes in 3 bills out of every 10 is simply unacceptable.

We listened when you told us we needed to improve. So that’s what we did. We’ve improved. We took a hard look at ourselves, and we’ve changed the way we work. We’ve invested in our people, in our process, and in our technology. Now we can promise you the standard of performance that you expect from us, day in and day out. With thanks from our technology partners, we’ve just completed a project to resolve our accuracy problems. And that’s why we can proudly boast that PhoneyTel bills are now…

(drum roll)

90% accurate!!!!

That’s right. Your bill is only going to be 10% wrong, when previously it was 30% wrong. That’s the quality of service you deserve, and PhoneyTel is glad to give you what we think you deserve.

That would be a ridiculous campaign! Or maybe not. Consider the following excerpt from the website of a leading global supplier of ICT solutions…

Loss of revenue due to billing & charging complexity, inaccurate data input, invalid correction & discount control, ineffective payment collection, and bad debt management remain a major challenge for operators. The primary causes of revenue leakage include network configuration changes, tariff configurations, and poor system integration during the CDR processing cycle…

…Through [our] understanding of the revenue cycle, [we] can help operators reduce the potential impact and risk of revenue leakage through its revenue assurance processes, tools, and expertise…

…[We were] able to improve the billing accuracy for a certain African operator from approximately 70% to 90%, leading to fewer customer complaints.

I may not be a customer of a certain African operator, but excuse me as I still feel entitled to complain about such extraordinarily low expectations. Who, in all seriousness, thinks 90% accuracy is something praiseworthy, even if it is an improvement on what went before? Customers complain more about overcharges than undercharges, so it is hard to know what “70%” accuracy really means in this context. But whilst 90% accuracy sounds better, it still sounds lousy. Nobody should be seeking credit for delivering such inaccurate bills. That would be like a thief expecting you to thank him, because he took your wallet, instead of stealing your car.

Mistakes will always happen, but accuracy is not so hard to deliver that anyone should think a 10% error rate is tolerable. In a way, I am pleased that this supplier has been so transparent. However, I am more upset that they feel no embarrassment at being associated with such a low level of delivery.

Who is the supplier? (Drum roll…) Huawei. They may be fringe providers of RA services, but sloppiness at the fringe hardly suggests a robust core. Huawei employees, including the people who wrote this promotional spiel, should ask themselves a question. How happy would they be, if they learned that their payroll was 90% accurate?

Eric Priezkalns
Eric Priezkalns
Eric is the Editor of Commsrisk. Look here for more about the history of Commsrisk and the role played by Eric.

Eric is also the Chief Executive of the Risk & Assurance Group (RAG), a global association of professionals working in risk management and business assurance for communications providers.

Previously Eric was Director of Risk Management for Qatar Telecom and he has worked with Cable & Wireless, T‑Mobile, Sky, Worldcom and other telcos. He was lead author of Revenue Assurance: Expert Opinions for Communications Providers, published by CRC Press. He is a qualified chartered accountant, with degrees in information systems, and in mathematics and philosophy.